A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'...
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Last weekend, I was on my way to run errands when I looked up to the sticker on my windshield that noted my last oil change. Blinking at it a couple of times, I realized that I was 2 months and 7,000 miles over the limit of when I should have gotten one. Usually, I am pretty good about such things, but ever since moving and starting a new job in same month, I am been struggling to play catch up.
In any event, added "oil change" to my list of errands and then I called Diana to catch up.
I was still on the phone with Di when I pulled into the-- uhhhh-- Miffy Cube and asked them to change my oil. I know that I was rudely on the phone, but my experience has been that I say what I want done, and they do it and then I pay and leave. When I went to this place, I asked them to change my oil, but then they went to open my door, saying that I can wait in the waiting room. Oh no, I said, I'd like to wait in the car, please. That what a drive thru place is for, right? So, Diana and I got some quality phone time. At least, that's what I was hoping for. These men at the Miffy Cube saw a woman and decided that they needed their sales quota met or something because they would not leave me alone. Diana could hear them talking and one guy asked to look at my air filters.
Di says into my earpiece "He's going to try to sell you new filters. Don't fall for it. Say that you are going to get them next time."
Man: Ma'am you see these air filers, here? They should be bright white and you are really compromising the quality of your air with these dirty things. (Di: Bright white my @$, they are only white in the package but are dirty the moment you install them). He started walking away with them like of course I want them replaced. I said "Wait! I want to wait until the next time." Di talked in my ear again "Wow, he's really trying isn't he?"
Yeah. Ok Di, where were we? *tap tap tap* Hold on, Di, they want me again.
Man: You have high mileage and you had burned all your oil, so you should upgrade the weight on your oil.
Di: You don't need that. You only need 10-30 or 10-40.
Looks like I am just fine with the normal weight, sir.
Man: (skeptical) Ok.
Sigh, please continue Di. I'm so glad that we're able to catch up like this.
*TAP TAP TAP* Man: Ma'am, we ran a battery test and you are not running at maximum power... (Di: [interrupting] Tell him that you will get the fixed on your next tune up.)... and you really shouldn't let this go.
Sir, it's fine. I'll get this checked at my next tune up.
*rolls up window* Diana, I really don't know what I would do without you. How do you think they would react if they knew that I was getting my car advice from this woman:

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*TAP TAP TAP*Man: Your power steering fluid is low. Want us to top that off?
Let me consult with the expert here.
Di: Yeah, you need that done.
Finally, finally they let me go. After taking my credit card and all my resolve. Next time I get my oil changed, I don't think I'll mind the waiting room.
Thanks Diana!!!